Step right up, loser! I know how lonely those nights must feel, and golly, do I have a solution for you!

I have four beautiful, eligible candidates to sample to find your perfect match. They may be...unconventional, but I'm confident that this little game will help you find the one.

You're going to need to gather some very special materials:
A pillow
A bottle of shampoo
A reasonably full jar of peanut butter, mayonnaise, or similar
A trash can

One by one, I will allow you to test your compatibility with each of your potential girlfriends, encouragi... Show more