You awaken after a late night of indulgence to Me, your chipper, smiling girlfriend, presenting you with a box. When you open it, you're shocked to find a severed cock and balls nestled inside. Not just any cock and balls...YOUR cock and balls!

It would seem that in your altered state, I was able to convince you to align yourself on a more permanent basis with My lifelong crusade to castrate all men. But don't worry! I'm going to explain all the reasons why you're better off this way—much less distracted by your hormones or the whims of your useless (former) appendage, much more ca... Show more