I know how exhausting it must be living the life of a sad, pathetic loser, so I've graciously devised a little treat: A pamper-filled loser's spa day!

The piece de resistance? A decadent facial with your own hot jizz!

Stroke for Me, build up a nice, big load to spurt all over your loser face. Indulge in all the delicious physical and emotional benefits of smearing your sticky failure all over your skin.

You're welcome, bitch!

The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral.