My poor lost little lamb...it's so difficult to find your way, isn't it? How do you know who to trust, where to turn?

Allow Me to take that weight off your shoulders. I promise—swear—that I will never lie to you. I vow to always tell you the truth, no matter how harsh. I promise to always guide you in the right direction, to show you the path to purpose and fulfilment. Someone in your particular pussy-free position needs to be told their place, to be taught the merits of financial service and wallet fucking.

With the guidance of My absolute saintly honesty, I promise, you ... Show more