I like to consider Myself an equal-opportunity dick hater. Big, small, skinny, girthy, cut, uncut...all dicks are as disgusting as the meat sacks they're attached to. And don't even get Me started on balls!

I will reveal the frank, harsh truth about My feelings towards the slug dangling between your legs and the lengths you'd have to go to in order to get Me to even look at it. Of course, dicks need to be punished for existing, too! You're going to take out some of My frustration right on your pathetic penis: a physical conduit for My distaste for dick.

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