There's no denying that you're a loser, but the question is, what kind of loser are you? Are you the type to pump out a pathetic, quivering orgasm in under 60 seconds, or are you the type with a broken brain that prefers pixels to sex?

There's only one way to find out!

8 rounds. A 60-second timer and My jeers of encouragement looping in perpetuity, pixels thickening with each passing minute. Your hand gripping your cock, up and down until you squirt and find the answer...are you a premie, or a beta?

The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral.