You've been spending all your money on Me and following all My most embarrassing commands for months, and through it all, you've somehow managed to maintain a normal relationship with a Woman. Unfortunately for you, that ends today.

You're going to bring her to Me, and we're going to have a little chat; Woman to Woman. I'm going to tell her what a weird little freak you are. I'm going to tell her the reason you haven't been able to afford to pay for dates, to save for a house, to even get her a decent birthday present. And I'm going to convince her to dump your sorry ass, because s... Show more