You come home to your girlfriend lounging on the couch in tantalizing sheer black lingerie and high heels. What could this possibly be about, you wonder? After all, you can't even remember the last time she put any amount of effort into initiating anything close to sex. You've proven yourself to be such an embarrassingly bad lover that you've both given up on trying; she finds her sexual satisfaction elsewhere.

With a twinkle in her eye, your girlfriend informs you that she thinks it's time your relationship came to an end...but, because she knows how desperate you are to keep her—... Show more