Poor little virgin loser...all these years, and you've never so much as had your first kiss.

Not to worry; I've decided to take pity on you. I've found you the perfect first kiss: My feet!

Pucker up and get ready for the most intimate experience of your entire pathetic life. Prepare to lock lips with My size 9 soles and stick out your tongue to French My toes.

You don't need anything but My feet.

Gender neutral.