Haha! Tiny cock! Teeny pweeny pweenis! Look, here comes Mr No Dangles! Awww, not so happy to see me are you 'big boy'?

Look at that tiny thing you call a cock! I mean, look at my clit! If you and I were to go one on one you would look like you brought a butter to a sword fight!

Hahahah! Your cock is so pathetic, just like roadkill!