I have been eating organic and as close to raw as I can for a while now. Which is great. Except for one thing...

The amount of loo breaks I take is phenomenall! Water, the brown stuff, more water.... I think I paint the bowl at least twice a day! All that tp...

Well I've had enough of wasting my hard earned cash on tp! Not when I have you around! From now on you will be my t0ilet paper. And your sole purpose will be to do what your predecessor does so well. Without complaint too thank you!