If your penis isn't long and strong and can go on for hours I really don't want it anywhere within spitting distance of me!

But you know what.....?

Not every man was born not to be a loser....

Your cock wins the loser-lympics and deserves to be locked away for life! I don't want that nasty cock of yours creeping out of chastity so you'd best get used to being locked away for my amusement...