Oh my goodness! Every time I hear from you it makes me smile. You seriously should be a stand-up comedian, because every time you drop your pants it's like the biggest joke EVER! That pathetic skin tag nestled between your thighs, shooting straight up like a bullet.

You're always ready for action aint yer boi! Even right now, your cock just jumped when it read these words didn't it? ahahahaha! So fucking funny! So fucking owned!

Cos every time you drop your pants I don't see a cock! I see a pussy!