Oh my!

Well I never!

Such a sad sight on such a strapping lad!

That wee little mess floating around between your thighs is what.

That's not even considered a penis my dear. Pweenis if you're lucky!

Which is why I'm amazed that you're even trying to tug away furiously at that thing as though you ever successfully came like a real man. Stop it!

Euuurgh

That's not a cock!

That's an itty bitty little clitty

Which is why I'm brushing this wig here...

I think it's about time we finalised what you really are.... Show more