Hey there sh|t eater!

Hahahah! What are you gawping at?

Snap that lid of yours shut before a loose one flies in there!

You're right where you belong, on the floor looking up at me. Do you like what you see?

Well...

You know something...

I've just had an unbelievably huge meal and my stomach is literally bursting. Look at that! My belly is so round, so full....

I ate more than I should. Could have stopped, but then I remembered you! And of course I wouldn't want to starve you of your treat now would I? Your chocolate salty log......

Hey there sh|t eater!

Hahahah! What are you gawping at?

Snap that lid of yours shut before a loose one flies in there!

You're right where you belong, on the floor looking up at me. Do you like what you see?

Well...

You know something...

I've just had an unbelievably huge meal and my stomach is literally bursting. Look at that! My belly is so round, so full....

I ate more than I should. Could have stopped, but then I remembered you! And of course I wouldn't want to starve you of your treat now would I? Your chocolate salty log...

Your main and dessert... So indulgent.

Oops! I just farted!

Oh my.... But then again you don't mind do you? Filled the room up with the fumes and you're just sitting there grinning stupidly like a retard hahahah

You're going to get what's coming to you you know that don't you?

Sit still don't move a muscle.

I'm going to 'prairie dawg' it... You know what I mean? When I make it poke out and then slide back in again... Tease and fucking denial my arse! You're such a pervert! Fucking freak!

Ooops another fart! Oh my I think we're ready....

Are you ready?

Ready to suck on my chocolate salty log?

Lick it like a lollipop freak hahahah