Hey there sh|t eater!

Hahahah! What are you gawping at?

Snap that lid of yours shut before a loose one flies in there!

You're right where you belong, on the floor looking up at me. Do you like what you see?

Well...

You know something...

I've just had an unbelievably huge meal and my stomach is literally bursting. Look at that! My belly is so round, so full....

I ate more than I should. Could have stopped, but then I remembered you! And of course I wouldn't want to starve you of your treat now would I? Your chocolate salty log...... Show more