Phew!

You are just pathetic! With your spaghetti strip

Pencil nib

Tweezer sized cock!

Ridiculous that small boys like you in the trouser department

feel the need to stand around where grown men's testicles hang!

Do you even know what it feels like to have a man-sized cock?!?!?

A real cock!

That your woman doesn't have to fake enjoyment to?

Do you really know?

Fucking sit back and let me tell you....