You! Do you never get tired of whining for my attention and telling me about all the wonderful things you are going to do for me when in reality we both know you can't afford even five minutes of my time? Well, I've had it to the back teeth with your moans of adoration followed by a general lack of ability to deliver!

Today we are going to enhance your ability to be productive! No more sitting on the couch contemplating the meaning of life, from today you get to be useful to me in more ways than one! Because today you are going to start renting your holes out f... Show more