eater! Pah!

So I just found out that you are married? What the fukkity!?!?!? With the way you've been drooling over my salty chocolate log I'd have thought you are a sad lonely loser whose peepee now resembles a skin tag from yanking over my sh1te for so long....

Does she know? About your dirty little perversion of course? Ha! I'm not surprised you haven't told her...

But doesn't she smell the stank rising from your mouth every time you kiss? Or maybe you don't even punish her with the obligation of having to seal her precious lips on that sucking trout pout of y... Show more