Missed me?

I know you did...

Don't lie to yourself.

I was taking a break and checking to see how many of you losers would be frothing at the mouth because I wasn't around for a few days.

And the number of emails full of begging, platitude and gratitude, were enough to warm my cold heart.

I have a heart of gold don't I?

Cold and yellow...

But that is why you need me so much...

You want me,

you're mine...

my slave...

So get used to it! Your life is meaningless without me!

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