Tsk tsk tsk.... such a shame...

We always knew your wife had a serious spending habit, but I guess she neglected to tell you. All about those shopping sprees, the designer handbags and shoes that she loves to wear so much! And you believed that she was wearing knock-offs?!?!? Wow! You must be the dumbest fucker alive!

Well, I guess now you know huh! But it's too late sucker! Because when your wife dropped you off she told you that she'd only pick you up after I called her to tell her I was done with you.... So let me explain a few things to you...

Tsk tsk tsk.... such a shame...

We always knew your wife had a serious spending habit, but I guess she neglected to tell you. All about those shopping sprees, the designer handbags and shoes that she loves to wear so much! And you believed that she was wearing knock-offs?!?!? Wow! You must be the dumbest fucker alive!

Well, I guess now you know huh! But it's too late sucker! Because when your wife dropped you off she told you that she'd only pick you up after I called her to tell her I was done with you.... So let me explain a few things to you...

Your 'beloved' owes us a whole bunch of money! 4,000 smackeroos to be exact.

And we don't exactly lend our money out 'by the books' shall we say... And your 'sweetheart' knew all along that if she didn't pay we were going to extract our money another way! A very challenging way for you anyway...

Because we are going to you out to other men! You're going to have to suck and fuck your way to 4,000 big ones at the rate of 50 quid a blowjob!

Starting right now, with this black cock!

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