Tsk tsk tsk.... such a shame...

We always knew your wife had a serious spending habit, but I guess she neglected to tell you. All about those shopping sprees, the designer handbags and shoes that she loves to wear so much! And you believed that she was wearing knock-offs?!?!? Wow! You must be the dumbest fucker alive!

Well, I guess now you know huh! But it's too late sucker! Because when your wife dropped you off she told you that she'd only pick you up after I called her to tell her I was done with you.... So let me explain a few things to you...