Your wife has been messaging me behind your back. She’s really fed up with your horrid aggressive masculine behaviour.

Rolling around on the couch, farting everywhere, always leaving the toilet seat up

Nasty!

So she has said the only negotiation she’s willing to indulge in is one where you walk a mile in her shoes.

Anything less and the marriage is off!

Lucky for you I have exactly what you need to be able to do this.

Your wife has been messaging me behind your back. She’s really fed up with your horrid aggressive masculine behaviour.

Rolling around on the couch, farting everywhere, always leaving the toilet seat up

Nasty!

So she has said the only negotiation she’s willing to indulge in is one where you walk a mile in her shoes.

Anything less and the marriage is off!

Lucky for you I have exactly what you need to be able to do this.