~A custom clip in which no names are used.~

His request:

“In honor of the holiday it’s time for you losers to take your independence and do my job for me. A lesson in self-deprecation.” You idiots like sending your “dick pics” so much this should be easy. First things first take out your beta dick but don’t you dare get hard. No tricking women with your angles. Take a pic of your soft ugly penis and then get ready to scroll through your contacts. Encourage & tease us to stroke while you have us pick out some random contacts. Preferably girls. “Oh don’t worry lose... Show more