I want you to apologize to me for having such a tiny dick. It’s a disgrace. You are a disgrace. Think of how you are physically incapable of satisfying a woman. Ouch; that must really hurt. You are right to feel embarrassed and ashamed. It’s an embarrassment that I have to see that inefficient nub between your legs. It’s a shame I have to acknowledge its existence at all. Apologize to me for being such a disgrace and having such a pathetic, useless, grotesquely tiny dick.