For me, every morning I begin my day with a hearty breakfast. It fuels me and sets me up for the day ahead.

For you, every morning you require a big, fat dose of tease and denial. It sets your mood for the upcoming day and helps you focus on your inner loser.

Some people say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. For you, a dose of my swaying hips and my luscious lips; a dose of my denial first thing in the morning is the most important tease of your day.