My hightop Doc Marten boots are so brand new that they still squeak and I really need your help breaking them in. Get down on your knees before me, boot bitch and watch as I walk back and forth above you, taunting you and mocking you.

Boot bitch, what do you think is the best way for me to break in my new boots? You know, it’s often said that the best solution is right in front of you.. you lucky, little, foot whore, you’re finally going to be of use to me!