“Having administered therapy for you and your wife for several months now, I think I can pinpoint the main cause of the troubles in your marriage.” I explain during a therapy session to which his wife has stood him up. I offer him some coffee and try to break it to him gently.. “You have a tiny dick and can't satisfy your wife. Oh yes; I've seen pictures of it.” I go on to explain to him that his wife and I have been in contact for years and it isn't a coincidence, he and I having a session alone that afternoon. “She and I have been concocting this plan down to the last detail, and it really w... Show more