I know how much you want to eat your cum for me, but always at the last minute, what do you do? You back out. You fail. You act like a privileged little bitch and you are a disappointment to us all.

But there’s hope for you now, loser. You no longer have to despair, masturbator. I am here to be your cum-eating trainer. You have loft goals and I am going to be the one to help you reach them.

All you need is a little practice. ;)