So, you remember in the beginning of our relationship I had you give me all your log-in user names and pass codes.. “for safe keeping?” Well, I think I'm just so clever and I'm always looking for new ways to fuck with you. I've gone ahead and updated your Facebook page to reflect the dildo-sucking, butt-plug wearing, sissy jerkoff slut you truly are and it's so much better! Oh, don't get your panties in a wad. I haven't made it public.. yet.