How many times do I have to tell you, sweetie? Facts don’t care about your feelings. Facts are facts. And the fact is that you are a pathetic, inferior, hand- humping whore who doesn’t deserve pussy.

I understand that hearing me list all these facts about you, it might make you feel a certain way. I understand and I think that you have every right to feel humiliated, ashamed and inadequate. Go on, feel embarrassed by these facts. But never forget, facts, just like me, don’t give a fuck about your feelings.