Look at these powerful feet before you. Witness in needy anticipation as I strip off my sweaty gym shoes. (Make a mental note to later email me to buy these beat up shoes and have them for your very own.) Begin throbbing and leaking as I remove my smelly gym socks and reveal my high arches, my pointed toes and my divine wrinkled soles. Kneel in awe of their glory and worship these hard-working, fitness feet.