Outside weeding the garden prior to my friends coming over for a party, I'm wearing shorts, a tank top and a pair of now very filthy flip-flops. My feet, toes and toenails are covered in dirt from romping around in my flowerbed and you're just sitting there are the porch gawking at me. What the fuck are you looking at, foot bitch? Get down on your knees in front of me. Oh I don't care if there are cars driving by or if all my neighbors can see you. You have thoroughly disappointed me. How dare you allow my feet to become filthy?! You say they are the most cherished thing to you, the thing you... Show more