The way I see it, you have two options.

You can continue on with this charade that you’re going to stick to your resolutions, eventually fail and return to buying my clips.

Or.

You can say to hell with it, you want to jerk off and I look hot as fuck as I strip down into my bra and panties. You give in and buy this cock-leaking, balls-aching, jerkoff-encouraging clip.

What’s it going to be, beta boy?