Mmmmmmmm; it’s so nice being on vacation. You probably wouldn’t know this, you work so hard for me every day. As it should be, you are the inferior beta who slaves away and I am the exquisite goddess who lives out an adventurous fairy tale.

The only teeny, tiny issue with being on vacation is how much I like to do: hiking, shopping, exploring. I’m not really the type who lays around on the beach all day; I’d rather be out and about. So each day after my exciting, fun activities, my feet begin to ache. And that’s where you fit in, my little foot whore. You are to be available, ... Show more