Twelve hundred dollars; I want it. I want your money.

Just imagine how delightful, how sexy your stimulus check is going to look clutched in my hand.

I want that stimulation. It should be mine.

Stimulate my wallet. Stimulate my desires. Stimulate that greedy brat that resides inside of me who always wants more and more and more. Give me your stimulation, beta boy. I want it and I deserve it.