Look at yourself. You’re disgusting. You feel disgusting and you look disgusting. What happened last night? What started as a couple of beers turned into a drünken disaster. You don’t even know if you had fun because you can’t remember the night. And today you feel like de?th run over. All you want is comfort.

Look at me, I’m bright and vibrant. I’m the exact opposite of the puke slob, you. My body is tight and energetic. My skin glows. My muscles beckon you.

Really, you shouldn’t be drinking so much, puppet. Instead you should spend your time and money right here with me... Show more