For the serious home wreckers who enjoy the sick, twisted fantasies: Lay down on the bed you share with your wife. Straddle your pillow and let the anger and resentment build. Shes such a vanilla prude. Shes not fun. She doesnt even really like being eaten out. Who doesnt like that? Rock and back and forth on your pillow for me. Really bang away at that soft, supple material. You hate your wife; dont you? Tell me.