It looks like this year you’ve found your perfect holi-date, the one that you can always rely on to be your date on holidays!

Because you’re a worthless beta, you often find yourself alone on holidays and special occasions. Tonight I’m going to remind you of the reliable romance you have in your palm. Your hand is always there for you, never judges you, doesn’t have any obnoxious relatives; your hand really is your perfect date. Show me how much you enjoy this Christmas Holidate with your hand, loser.