Here we are, another holiday, another lonely day for the pathetic loser. Holidays are special events, their marked on the calendar in bold print so you can’t miss them. They are times for gatherings, parties, barbecues, family and friends.. But not for you, not for the pathetic loser. Today, like every other day, you will be alone and you will spend your time doing what you do best. On Christmas, Easter, Halloween or Memorial Day, you are my holiday hand humper and nothing else.