Happy holidays, whores and hand- humpers. Are you feeling slutty this holiday season? Are you feeling weak, pathetic and inferior? Did you ask Santa for a real man cock this year? Now you know Santa’s not real and neither are your chances of getting any pussy. You are a beta bitch loser who sits alone every holiday and pumps.

So buy the clip and enjoy this, my treat for you, all wrapped up in a pretty red bow, your gift of holiday humiliation.