Hello; I’m the nurse who will be gathering your vitals before the doctor is in to see you. If you would just try to breathe normally as I take your pressure and monitor your pulse.

Hmmm; that’s odd. It seems that every time I lean forward, your heartbeat quickens. Then when I lean back, it returns to normal. How very fascinating! I wonder what would happen if I leaned all the way in to your face and undid my top button..?