You disgusting, pervy little freak, you want to worship my armpits; don’t you? You want to bury your face is their heavenly crevasse smelling their aroma for days at a time. You want to run your fingertips over their moist stubble. But above all else, I know, you want to use that needy, armpit-addicted tongue to lick my pits. And me, I just want to exploit you and your pervy fetish. :)