Are you ready to really feel that holiday spirit? I want you feeling tingly, merry and bright. I want that Christmas enthusiasm pulsing through you, making you ache, making your balls swell. I want you begging and whimpering, throbbing and moaning.

This Christmas season I want you following along, sinking deeper, your obsession and need growing further. This Christmas season I will be providing your merriment and JOI. After all, what makes Christmas more merry than masturbating?