~10 Minutes of Intense SPH as Only Dr. B and Dr. Kyaa Can Deliver!~ So, you think you may have a “tiny” problem? You have made an appointment with two of the leading professionals because you suspect there's something wrong with you; hmmmm? You have certainly taken the right, first step by visiting Us. My colleague, Dr. Kyaa and I are initially amused that your chart says you fear you might have a “microdick.” We explain that there are a lot of men out there that fear they might be under-sized. They see giant, veiny, huge, swollen cocks in their porn collection and want to be like them. We ex...

~10 Minutes of Intense SPH as Only Dr. B and Dr. Kyaa Can Deliver!~ So, you think you may have a “tiny” problem? You have made an appointment with two of the leading professionals because you suspect there's something wrong with you; hmmmm? You have certainly taken the right, first step by visiting Us. My colleague, Dr. Kyaa and I are initially amused that your chart says you fear you might have a “microdick.” We explain that there are a lot of men out there that fear they might be under-sized. They see giant, veiny, huge, swollen cocks in their porn collection and want to be like them. We explain to you that insecurity may have something to do with your visit to Us; there's no reason to write you off as a “microdick” until We examine you. We see that you are nervous as We prepare you for your examination and do Our best to reassure you. You undress under the medical sheet provided for you and the moment of truth is upon us. One look under the sheet and the two brilliant, highly-trained, beautiful doctors are in a fit of giggles! Congratulations, loser. You and your pathetic, disgusting, ridiculous excuse for a penis has made Us completely lose Our! Somehow We manage to regain Our composure and decide We must, for the sake of posterity, Ourselves to have another look at your, what can only be labeled as a microdick, indeed. The examination continues, all the while you are getting more and more humiliated as well as more and more turned on. We are no longer reassuring you or even trying to remain professional, for that matter. We are straight up laughing in your face at this point. We use the magnifying glass to get a closer look; the thing is so small!! It's so shriveled and ridiculous looking. Your testicles are actually bigger than your “penis!” Dr. Kyaa and I determine the only rational thing is to the rare, disgusting, abnormality by publishing an article for a medical journal. Surely, the rest of the world needs to learn of this horrific deformity if only so they can avoid it! You may get dressed. Our receptionist has some papers, consent forms, that sort of thing for you to sign. I'm very sorry for Our laughter, outbursts and inappropriate comments earlier. But I should tell you, if in any way you try to sue or are not cooperative, we will simply disclose this information. You don't want the whole world to know it's you in Our article; do you? Oh, and in answer to your original concern: Yes!! You have a pathetic, ridiculous, abnormally-tiny, microdick!