Mmmmmm, just look at my pineapple. Imagine the juicy flesh inside, so delicious, so flavorful, so wet with sticky sweetness. Imagine how it smells once it’s opened; the sweetness teasing your nose, making you salivate, making you drool. And, oh god, imagine just how fucking good it tastes! Think about burying your face in my pineapple, think of the taste and the soft flesh tantalizing your tongue as its juices run down your chin. You want to lick it. You want to suck on it, suck out all the juices then nibble on it. Oh god; sweet, deliciousness just a mouthful away..

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