Welcome; please have a seat. I understand you're here today seeking legal counsel in your divorce. And according to your file, your wife is suing you and demanding compensation for the emotional and physical she's suffered due to the insufficient size of your penis. Am I right so far? And she believes her compensation to be justified because, let me get this straight, she said you have a four inch dick and it's physically impossible for you to penetrate her.
Hmmmmmm. If I'm going to represent you, I need to know the whole truth. I have to examine all of the evidence before I commit to tak... Show more