Isn’t patriotism so fucking sexy? I look hot, scantily dressed in stars and stripes.

Red, white and blue looks so good on me, and you know what else looks good on me? Affordable health care, clean water, freedom of speech, the ability to vote, or a hand gùn.. all these things look good on me.

I am grateful to live in a country that looks so good on me. I’m glad for the ability to own my own business and have the freedom to call you a worthless loser.

There are so many reasons to celebrate America, just as there are so many reasons to stroke for your American prin... Show more