Pride is a sin, in fact it’s one of the seven mortal sins. Aren’t you glad that you don’t have anything to be proud of? Your whole life is full of shame. You are ashamed because of your beta dick, your lack of achievements, and you carry a special shame for that secret cock lust. Oh we all know you aren’t actually gay.. you’re just very intimidated and therefor super turned on by alpha cock. No, you won’t be marching in any parades this month; your homoerotic tendencies are cloaked in shame, not pride. Which incidentally works out well for you because as we all know, pride is a sin.