Show me how you fuck, beta. Show me your idea of foreplay, then really give it to the pillow, now do slow circles, grinding with your hips..

Wait, are you confused, hand-humper? Do you not know how to do this, wimp dick?

Oh of course you're confused. You have no idea how to properly fuck anything except your hand. Very well, loser, follow me. You can practice by pumping your pillow.