Are you affected by the lack of sunlight this time of year? Its cold and dark, your pathetic existence becomes even more depressing and it makes you sad. On any normal day you have every reason to be depressed with your life, but now that winter is here, it becomes even more unbearable. Silly little whore, Im not offering you a solution. I want you to be depressed. Im just suggesting an alternative for my sad, hopeless pet. Over the next four months, until Daylight Savings Time ends, you will be developing your disorder, expanding it. You will come home from work every night and sit at your co... Show more