When is the last time I gave your wallet a thorough cleaning; huh, puppet? I think it’s definitely overdue for my inspection. Let’s go through any gift cards you have and transfer them to me. Go ahead and cash any checks you’ve left lying around and use them to tribute me. And you know how much your cash loves me; you can send that to my p.o. box.

It’s time to clean up and clean you out. It’s time you dusted off those credit cards and spoiled me again. It’s time I gave a very thorough, spring cleaning of your wallet.